One night, out of the blue, a girl calls and asks:
"Do you have a foreskin?"
Another girl on a Sunday evening:
"Are you in your pajamas?"
"No. You know I don't have pajamas."
"So you're naked?"
It was a roundabout way of asking if I would go to the bar.
She also asked, "are you on the toilet?"
"No. If I was dropping a log, I wouldn't have answered my phone."
"I would. Haha. Just kidding."
If I was dating these girls, then those questions would be a lot more fun, but I'm not, so they just leave me confused.
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