Back to the Beach

It's been about 10 years since I went to the beach to actually get in the water. So when the Band Teacher told me to go with her, I was a bit apprehensive. I mean, I'd have to get mostly naked in public. I haven't been naked in public since my stint as a stunt flasher. But the chance to ogle mostly naked women won out.

This is the view of the ocean from where we were sitting. It's at Poipu, Kauai.


You can't see the palm trees and pavilions behind us.

Once on the beach, I immediately began to warm up with some beers.


And I started to look for female butts. Sorry the picture quality is so poor. I have a crappy cell phone.




Lucky the BT is so cool. She said her cell phone camera was better than mine, so she tried to take some pics for me. She has lousy tastes though.


Beached whale?

Screw this. I'll just take a pic of the BT and post that up instead.


"Oh no. Don't post that pic on your blog. It makes me look fat," said the BT.

WHAT? where the hell is the fat? In your toes?

During this time, Riley was out on his lunch date. I had been egging him on all day yesterday, saying when I see his date, I'm going to hit on her soooo bad. I only did that so he would get off his ass and initiate a date with the poor girl. As proof that the girl did survive initial contact with the entity known as Riley, he sent me this pic. Of course, it could be a man in a wig.


After the beach, the BT and I headed off to a bar and grill for lunch. It's the same one where I hit on a waitress a couple of weeks ago. This time I didn't hit on any waitresses. A friend told me I shouldn't hit on the rest since they do share stories, and I would become famous.

Instead, I called over my waitress and said, "can I get your opinion on something?"

"Sure," she replied.

"My friend sent me this pic of his date. Does she look thirty-# to you?" I showed her the pic on my phone.

"No. Wait. No. She doesn't look thirty-#."

"That's what I thought. Hey, can I take a picture of you?"

"Well, I usually don't like how I look in photos, but ok," she said as she corrected her posture.

"Actually, let's take a picture together." I handed my phone to the BT.



She's right. She was way more attractive in person. The backlighting hurt the pic. And you can't see how great her legs looked. She said she was a runner. I believe her.

The BT said we should do this again next week. If I do, I'm buying a better camera.