As we rode, we shot the shit. It's just a normal routine. We're usually laughing at something. So I smiled.
That's when my brother hit me with the bad news.
K: Your teeth are really yellow.
K: Looks almost like your teeth are made of wood.
Great. So now I'm self-conscious about my smile. Once we get back to my brother's work place, I check my teeth in my car's mirror. Ack! He was right! My teeth are horrible! I never noticed since my bathroom light isn't really white. I have an Austin Power's smile.
My teeth are more stained now than when I smoked. They're so stained that people must think I still smoke or chew tobacco. sniffle.
I think what happened is that I stained my teeth with too much soda. After I quit smoking, I picked up another addiction. Diet Pepsi. If I'm left unattended, I can drink a 12 pack a day easy. All that acid and caramel did a number on my pearly yellows.
So off to Walmart we went. I picked up some whitening strips. The box says I should see results in three days.
Guess I will see in three days.
