Rat Unleashed

It was a dark and stormy day. I was asked to come along to document a friend's dirtbike practice and perhaps make a YouTube video. My payment was the hope that a certain female dirtbike rider of the tall, blonde persuasion would show up.

I got rained on. My shoes got muddy. I was cold. My nipples were hard. I also ran the most I ever ran since high school. I made the video.



The blonde didn't show up. Fuck. *sad*