God Strikes Again

This morning I tried to call the Pharmacist before I went mountain biking.

(cellphone ringing)

Pharmacist: Hello?

Me: Hi, it's Squiggy...

Pharmacist: Hello?

Me: Hi. This is Squiggy. The Band Teacher's friend...

Pharmacist: Who is this?

Me: The Band Teacher's friend...

Pharmacist: I can't hear you. I'm having bad reception. Hang on a sec...

(call ended)

God: Take that, ya mutha (snickers)