Sigh. My dog drinks my pee. Seriously.
I was out jogging with him in the canefield when I had to pee. He was completely covered in any mud he could find, so I waited until he ran past me before I let the flow loose. I didn't want a muddy dog rubbing up against me when I'm doing number one. When I finished, he ran up and lapped up any pee that hadn't soaked into the ground. I had to get a rock to make him stop.
WTF is wrong with him? Why can't I have a normal dog?
I swear I saw him eat some random shit one time. By random shit, I literally mean random shit. It was some dried up poop he found.
Why this dog isn't dead yet is beyond me.
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