In Response to the Critics

Just for the record, I'm not gay. However, it's been so long since I had a relationship, I will consider homosexuality a plan B.

This reminds me of a true story:

One day, several years ago, I found myself shopping in Border's Books.



I picked up a few DVDs and magazines and proceeded to the queue.



Hark! Lo and behold, there was a very sexy girl at one of the registers. Mmmmm boy.



I sweated bullets while I counted the people standing before me in the queue. Would I be lucky enough to get the cutie's register? Would I have the guts to say anything? I basically panicked like any geek should.



Yes! I'm the next person in line. I'm going to be helped next, and the pretty girl is about to finish her sale. I am a WINNER!



"Can I help the next person in line," the girl said in a sweet, baritone voice. Baritone? Huh? I stepped up and took a closer look. Egads!



I was checking out a guy!