A friend was telling me about how his college roommate used to pick up chicks. He would use the line, "wanna get a pizza and fuck?" If the girl responded negatively, he would then say, "what? You don't like pizza?"
I thought it was funny, so I decided to call a friend and use that line on her for a laugh. I dialed her number. No answer. Hmmm. I tried again a few minutes later.
(ring ring ring)
"I'm at work."
"Oh. I was just calling to see if you wanted to get a pizza and fuck."
"Yeah... bye." (click)
Guess that joke didn't go well, eh? I need to stop listening to my friends. Either that, or maybe I should grow a brain.
1 comment:
hehehehe. what a beach!!
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