Just a little something

The other day we were having lunch after mountain biking. Riley asked J, who recently moved to Oahu, if he still didn't have a car.

"It's shouldn't be too bad if he doesn't. Oahu has an extensive public bus system," I said.

Riley then stopped eating. "You know, just 'cause you're a world traveler, doesn't mean you're Jacques Cousteau."


*****

Prior to returning to Hawaii, I went into a Best Buy to pick up a portable dvd player. Best Buy in St. Paul has a clever gimmick. They hire cute, blonde, college girls who actually have brains. Now seeing all these girls led me to believe an ad I saw (can't remember where I saw it) was real.

I walked to the check out. It was manned by a young man in his early 20s. He had long nerd hair and wore glasses. Near the check out area was the Geek Squad counter. I queried the register boy about the ad I saw...

"You work here, and there's a Geek Squad right there. Maybe you heard of this..."

"Heard of what, sir," the trader asked.

"Apparently there's a girl who got fired from the Geek Squad. She says she's in college and needs money. So now you can hire her to play World of Warcraft, in your home, nude."

"Play in the nude? Why would anyone want that?"

I looked at who I was talking to and decided to give up. "Nevermind."

True story!