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Sunday, December 3, 2006

Mind If I Fart?

An old Steve Martin bit went something like this:

Man A: Mind if I smoke?
Man B: No. Mind if I fart?

***I typed up a great article on second-hand smoke which I deleted just after I got done spell checking. I'm not going to rewrite it because I feel like breaking something. I can't believe I did something that stupid. Fuck.***

Since I'm in a bad mood already, may as well go with it.

Unless you're a stupid frikking moron without a brain, go look up second-hand smoke on forces.org and davehitt.com. Learn something and don't be sheep. At best, the evidence that second-hand smoke causes cancer is shaky, if not fraudulent.

Now leave me alone and go learn something on your own.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

sounds like the author needs a hug.