Tonight, while driving home from a cross country bike ride, I used my powers. I haven't used my magic since I made a car disappear in one of my motorcycle videos. This time I used it to make me sound just like Peabo Bryson.
I swear, once I started singing, you couldn't tell the difference between me and Peabo. I didn't just stop there too. I also channeled my powers to make my voice sound just like Sergio Mendez.
Sorry. YouTube didn't have a music video.
If you were in my car you would have been amazed. Unfortunately, my magical powers don't work when people are watching. It's like that Invisible Boy from the Mystery Men whose powers of invisibility only worked when no one was watching.
Yeah, I know I'm selfish. I know I shouldn't use magic for my personal amusement. But I just can't help it. It can be so much more fun to use magic. At times, it can just help my self esteem.
When no one is around, this is how I look like on my bike. I used my powers to give me major knee-dragging skills and to make my v-twin SV into a cream-your-shorts Ducati.
When I workout in my room to build muscles, I turn into the Hulk. Just don't get me angry. You won't like it when I'm angry.
If I'm just goofing off, I may transmogrify to a martial artist. You should see me do kata and stuff. I know kung fu!
Sometimes I scare myself with my powers. I fear I may abuse them. Like when I wake up and look in the mirror.
But the scariest abuse of powers happen in the shower. I won't get into all the details, but...
***Boy, did I feel awkward looking for that last pic***
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