Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say, "Banana?"

It's time for another installment of Nonwheezer's Movie Reviews!

Let's just jump in with both feet:



Tough guys push hard to get their balls through the rim.



A bunch of sailors and divers take it in deep.



Kungfu tough guys whacking and beating each other.



Teenagers do a hole a day.



Women are nuts.



Ichabod checks out a chick's hollow while a hessian goes out and looks for head.



A genius nerd is thinking about entering a hole.



Some guys go down and some chicks get eaten.



Some high schoolers play in a friend's hole.



A couple spend good money to play with tools in the privacy of their home.



A bunch of young fire-eaters wait for their chance to get into someones hole.



Farm girls use a well to create dykes.



Two guys tie the knot, then break up.



A preppy and an outcast fight for a girl's valley.


***See? It's not all penis humor. I hope you saw the connection.